[Newer quotes are higher on the list.]
[ah, guild chat]
-I killed your mom, raped your dad, pooped in your shoes and stole your pillow case
-I've had a hooker do that for me
-Shit!
-What are you doing?
-Getting glitched! I've been trying to get the achievement from this table, and I've gotten the buff like five times and I haven't gotten the achievement!
-Yeah you have.
-No, look, Darnassus still isn't lit up!
-You're in Ironforge....
[underdressed, walking to school in the snow/freezing rain]
-fuck!
-facial ass shitting on my niiipples!
-cooooock!
-dicking dick!
-lag on a boss fight in icecrown citadel!
-wtf cast and water cast and water wtf is that why the fuck mage don't have life tap
-What'd they do to Death Knights this patch?
-They gave them a third arm and combined all their skills into one button called Nuke... Oh and whenever you go into a battleground anything that comes near you dies.
-Roll roll roll your face, gently on the keys, merrily merrily merrily merrily, blizzard sure loves me.
-Okay... so are there any ranged dps who haven't been drinking Jack Daniels all night?
-[Silence on vent.]
-Sorry, guys. I gotta go. I left my cat on.
-Get back there and tank!
-Fuck my balls, I'm not going back there!
-Oh fuck, who killed the spore when no one was near it?!
-You slut!!!
-Hey, that's what my mother is, don't call people that.
-I don't remember how to play my death knight.
-Don't roll your face on the keyboard too hard.
-Willy's so funny looking.
-Ugh, it's drooling at me!
-Oh no, I pet it too much and it fell asleep.
-Being done with this group is like having a cock in my ass all night and then finally pulling it out.
-You stole that from Drake & Josh, you faggot!
-Wait, lemme get this straight. Someone quoted Drake & Josh, and you just called them on it?
-Alright, enough, smartass!
-We'll, I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
-What'd they do to Death Knights this patch?
-They gave them a third arm and combined all their skills into one button called Nuke... Oh and whenever you go into a battleground anything that comes near you dies.
-Roll roll roll your face, gently on the keys, merrily merrily merrily merrily, blizzard sure loves me.
-Okay... so are there any ranged dps who haven't been drinking Jack Daniels all night?
-[Silence on vent.]
-Sorry, guys. I gotta go. I left my cat on.
-Get back there and tank!
-Fuck my balls, I'm not going back there!
-Oh fuck, who killed the spore when no one was near it?!
-You slut!!!
-Hey, that's what my mother is, don't call people that.
-I don't remember how to play my death knight.
-Don't roll your face on the keyboard too hard.
-Willy's so funny looking.
-Ugh, it's drooling at me!
-Oh no, I pet it too much and it fell asleep.
-Being done with this group is like having a cock in my ass all night and then finally pulling it out.
-You stole that from Drake & Josh, you faggot!
-Wait, lemme get this straight. Someone quoted Drake & Josh, and you just called them on it?
-Alright, enough, smartass!
-We'll, I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
